KENYATTA UNIVERSITY CAMPUS GIRLS EXPOSED! SEE THEIR CHARACTERISTICS INCLUDING THEIR DRINKS,CHOICE OF MEN

College girls are stuff of legend. They're one of this Country's most divisive,entertaining,exciting and even troublesome people. We've accused them of everything,seen them everywhere,thought of them in every way,written about them endlessly and baptized them in all monikers. They're quite the catch. And quite a piece of work.

Out of the blue,they will hit the streets and wreck untold havoc to motorists and regular people,occasionally they'll storm buildings and riot themselves into any facility. And when they're in a particularly good mood,which is almost always,you will find them in the club and in hedonistic parties and all over the place,drunk and disorderly,randy and loud. It's their World. And their time. And there's very little,if any,you can do about it.

And so,after silently observing them,following them around,asking around about them,hanging out with them,pretending to date them and attending one-or several-of their epic,binge parties,we finally drew up conclusions of the mannerisms and the nature of different Kenyan college girls.
And today,we shall start with K.U. That is,Kenyatta University...


PARTY:
Don't be fooled by their legendary financial deficiency,girls from K.U are quite the party freaks. Like all colleges,their weekend start on Thursday proper all the way to Sunday or Monday morning if there's no classes. K.U girls are like any other college girls... Only that they have the most wicked party ethic. To them,a party ain't a party till them panties come down. And sure,they do come down EVERY weekend. And not to the same man. Yup,I said it. They're excellent binge drinkers and anything on offer is game to them... They'll drown a Jameson Mzinga as easily as they'll make mince meat of a BEST whiskey or any other thing that cheap and tacky. To them,anything with the slightest percentage of alcohol is welcome. The name doesn't matter. Nor the brand. They came out to gave a good time. Lord knows they're dedicated.

TRUANCY
This is the culture of absconding classes and finding any and all reasons to avoid classes. K.U girls take the cake for this one. Their classes run from Monday to Thursday. Night and day. But to MOST of these girls,remaining in class is the last thing they want. They're notorious for running away from the lectures they find stiff boring and dry. Their reasons for bailing out on classes range too. From the fact that they're drunk as hell to the fact that they woke up on the wrong bed with the wrong person and in the wrong town. Wasted beyond repair,showing up in class is the last thing these girls really want.

SPONSORS
This is not something alien to them. No way. Having a sponsor is as normal as showing up hangover'd to these girls. Research showed me that they prefer not-so-old men but men who are driving and thriving nonetheless. These men are said to show up on Friday evenings to collect their prized possessions for one of the usual nights of debauchery and sex. These girls are the dropped off to school Monday morning... The 'Sponsor' culture is so embedded in the K.U system that almost every girl now wants one. Most of the most notorious sponsors are lawyers and doctors and young businessmen. Even politicians and basic sons of the wealth and powerful families.

SEX LIFE
The K.U sex culture is,by now,really legendary. They've been many analogies and jokes and analyses made about the K.U girl and her sex life. These girls have an insane appetite for sex. They're famously known to dish it all out and to not be held back by any inhibitions whatsoever. Also,according to my research,they're not the greatest users /disciples of the condom. Meaning,most of their bedroom sins happen with absolutely no protection whatsoever. Watch out for that random S.T.I ,son.

ALCOHOL USE...
Like all college girls,the regular K.U girl is madly in love with her beer. She's not really choosy although given a chance,she'll surprise you by downing bottles and bottles of some of the most expensive champagne you ever seen. However,their most preferred alcohol type is either guarana,wine,white cap light,ice vodka and cheap whiskeys depending on location.

PARTY SPOT
They are not very discriminative about where they go to party. It all depends with whether they're financially endowed and who they are with. Also, the day and time matters alot when it comes to picking a party location. So,when they have a sponsor with them,you'll find them along and around the Ruai Bypass. When alone,they'd rather party it up in Westy and when they're basically broke and bored and with no particular plan, you'll find them at Natives Club along Thika Road.

EXPENSE...
You don't need too much to handle this girl,a couple thousands will do. Unlike their comrades,from USIU for instance,managing a K.U girl rakes little to no financial effort. She's easy to handle. And with as little as 3,000 Bob,she's yours all weekend. Any weekend. Some,however,are ludicrously expensive and diva-like.

RATCHETNESS
And the Award for the most ratchet of them all goes to..... You guessed it. If you want a girl who can be feral,who can let loose, who'll dance herself dead,who'll bury you in a flood of random kisses,who'll turn up with her panties missing,who'll drink down the bar,who'll pick a fight with the entire club management and who'll dance on top of your car,you picked the right one. The K.U girl. She's got no time to be classy. And sure,she can really be a beast. From her hair to her speech to her clothes to her overall act,when the K. U girl turns up,better know,the madness has arrived. Ratchet to the bone. Ahoy!